Tuesday

funny Rat Jesus gps lag bit

it's a ways away... 4 hours

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Arc bangs a Shield spell into his leg. Gets a +2 reduction to a reaction roll difficulty... or -2? whatever you know. an improvement to the situation.

Maude rolls to be invisible to cops, 25 - cops will instantly forget they saw us speeding

Arc tries to teleport a cheeto bag, bag lights on fire

Myles is trying to keep the car steady as Maude barrels down the highway at 110mph

Maude is driving great

Bar Harbor? Bah Habrah

Ferry

"Let's go hold hands on the front butt" of the Ferry

• Maude

All the dolphins Maude summoned, and they all disappeared in a big flash of red like a carapace, as big or slightly bigger than

Arc rigs the boat into a crazy sonar and sees a lot of shapes
rolls a 27

not the normal shape of the seafloor, it's full of crabs!

Non-canonical image... too many legs in this image.

Maude checks in figures it's on Mt Desert Island

Grusty McGruber

boatman

dancing gregorian chant later, we are underway

On the way to Mt. Desert Island

a lighthouse with a cave
Bass Harbor Head Lightstation

we fly up

Arc checks for traps... but for some reason his 21 doesn't pick up anything (DM rolls 33)

change into Winter Soldier look and put hand on his shoulder

Fly up to the lighthouse top
activate a trap

a pocket dimension alternate dimension version

we hear zombies
and see them, old timey lighthouse caretakers

seven zombies

peek in

blood draining from 3/5 are still bleeding, 2 have stopped bleeding (dead)

Arc gets a 36
it is an attempt to replicate the were-house curse

arc gets some crypto?
from... Tim? Tyler... Todd!

Arc remembers Todd
Arc becomes more attuned to the concept of dimensions

Maude summons ghost roaches!

Norm!

Arc shoots Norm!
Norm shoots at the sacks on the wall

Initiative!

the lair acts!
Maude kicks him in the hunch

1d8 fight
1d8 magic
1d4 ice
1d4 dagger

2 dead individuals, more frail to begin with
2 in their 40s
1 is 10ish - looks to be not doing so hot

Myles got 16 but tied and he legendary

roaches turn: child is freed! onto the mantle, not the floor

Myles catches the kid, scoops him up and immediately comforts him

the 2 dead ones rise up and attack

Myles shakes them off

Arc blasts through his face
he's going for one of the two still wrapped up
Arc magically dissembles his IV pole
Norm's angry

goiter shrink and his face shrinks

Maude rips out his IV

Arc and Myles fail lair action save
Myles drops the child, but land relatively harmlessly

Wrapped in a warped space
floor and carpet are trying to crush

Norm is paralyzed
a 2nd major wound

Norm breaks the paralysis

19 Myles doesn't get crushed

ghost roaches are still working

Arc blasts him one last time and he's dead

Maude cuts off his head! --> Maude keeps it to bring to the squirrels

the people were a happy little family that was tending the lighthouse

Spiral staircase up up up

the top of the tower, windows covered in blood, and stacks of velums
a rush job, compared to the OG were-house

super big storm comes in...

extra-universal wailing